• Question: you have a toothpick a very selfish raven a copy of FHM magazine a watermelon and 7 lighters you have 6 hours until the room you are in fills with mice that will eat your raven and leave you defencless from the incoming horde of locus that will eat 3/4 of the major limbs of your choise (these are kind locus) no one can get you out of the room as the only door is made of 6 inch thick wood and locked from the outside you must escape, also you are going blind in your left eye but thats totaly unrelated

    Asked by duckfilledfapapus to Ollie, Andy on 15 Jun 2011.
    • Photo: Ollie Russell

      Ollie Russell answered on 15 Jun 2011:

      I’d spend the first 4 hours reading FHM with my good eye. Id then carve a hole in the water melon with the toothpick and fill it with 6 of the lighters. Using the FHM id fill the hole and set it on fire with the last lighter. This will make the watermelon explode against the door, blasting it to pieces. Id leave the room with the selfish Raven and trade him in for a new FHM.

    • Photo: Andy MacLeod

      Andy MacLeod answered on 15 Jun 2011:

      The plural of locus is “loci”. It refers to a specific position on the genome.

      Hope this helps!